A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'.

Wife:        'What are you doing?'   
Husband:   Nothing. 
Wife:         'Nothing...?  You've been reading our marriage   certificate for an hour.' 
Husband:   'I was looking for the expiration date.'   

Dieser Joke ist einer der Besten in den letzten Monaten. Deshalb möchte ich ihn Euch nicht vorenthalten. Enjoy and laugh!